i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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