Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my sisters under your porch take her home
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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