Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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