office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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