i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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