Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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