i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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