marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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