1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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