Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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