Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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