we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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