I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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