yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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