even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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