Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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