You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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