Kiss
Puke
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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