i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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