How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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