Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Is Oprah even human
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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