haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
There are leaves in my underwear?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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