Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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