Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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