sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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