I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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