Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
