I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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