do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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