Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
