are you still at the devil's house?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
