I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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