stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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