I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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