She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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