Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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