This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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