Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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