Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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