just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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