party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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