Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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