My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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