She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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