They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
A bitchslap is in order.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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