I wish I only lived at night.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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