Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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