she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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