so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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