i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm like, not good at living.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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