Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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