i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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