I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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