Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
