Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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