Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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