Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The ass gains better be worth it
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